Some Primos HCW news

This Friday May 1st, 2009 PRIMOS HARDCORE & WRESTLING returns to Red & Jerrys for our biggest event to date! We have 8 action packed matches scheduled this evening.......



Team leader of THE F'N CANNUCKS "THE FRANCHAISE" ARIK ANGEL is taking on not 1, not 2, but 12 of PH&Ws YARD TARDS in a gauntlet match. If any one of these TARDS can beat ARIK ANGEL, they will receive a contract to work with PH&W full time.

Can the FRANCHISE knock out the TARDS once again or will we have a new member to the PH&W roster?


NICHOLAS RUPERT & JEFFERY KOZWORTH have been running there mouths once again and say that they didn't get a fair fight the last event so SHREDDER has issued a challenge to one or both of THE TRUST FUND KIDZ.

Will they step up to the challenge or will SHREDDER send them back to the country club with there tails between there legs?



New PH&W SOFTCORE CHAMPION BROKE BACK BILLY has been challenged to a 3 way softcore death match by EL GATO (from AXW UTAH), and former PH&W SOFTCORE CHAMPION JOHNNY CRASH. BROKE BACK BILLY has promised that this match will be one of the deadliest and softest matches in PH&W history.

Will GATO & CRASH have there stool stuffed by BROKE BACK BILLY or will we have a new PH&W SOFTCORE CHAMPION?



After the embarrassing loss to TEAM AMERICA last show, the TOWLEQUIDA have pulled in there mentor to help fight the Americans. PRINCE RAHEEM RASHAAD w/ TOWLEQUIDA will take on the captain of TEAM AMERICA "Mr. USA" MIKE MATHEWS w/ BRANDON MORRIS. Can Mr.

USA over come the #'s of THE TOWLEDUIDA?


MACH MARTINEZ from AXW "AMERICAN EXTREME WRESTLING" (UTAH) has issued an open challenge to any members of the PH&W roster. MACH has also stated that he wants this match to be a tazor on a poll match!!! After the challenge was made, PH&W board of corrections was hammered by many workers on the active roster and after many meetings they have come to the decision that the match will be a 5 way TAZOR ON A POLL MATCH putting MACH MARTINEZ against ADRAIN GRIMM, BRANDON MORRIS, DEACON CHRIS ALIESTER, & PH&W DIVA AMY WILLIAMS! This match is promised to be one of the most SHOCKING matches this evening.




THE ARK ANGEL ST. MICHEAL will face AXW CHAMPION KHAN KUSSION in a tables, ladders, and chairs match. Both of these men are determined to win this match & both want to get there chance at the PH&W CHAMPIONSHIP! This match is promised to be fast paced, high flying, and brutal. Will ST. MICHEAL make KHAN feel the hand of god of will ST.

MICHEAL get a KHAN KUSSION?


PRIMOS HARDCORE & WRESTLING TAG CHAMPIONS JAY SYNN & CHRIS WRATH have been issued a challenge to a PRIMOS RULES tag team match for the titles by "COCK" CALIFORINAS ONLY COOL KIDZ HODDLUM & TONY TSUNAMI. SYNN & WRATH stated they will not fight under PRIMOS RULES, they will defend the titles under straight rules only. The PH&W board of corrections have listened to both sides and will make there decision later this week to have the match under straight or Primos rules.........Keep checking back for updates on this match!



As contracted the PH&W CHAMPION PLANQTON dose not have to put his title on the line for 31 days and May 1st is only 30 days. PLANQTON has stated he will not be fighting this night "AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU FARMERS CAN DO ABOUT IT" stated PLANQTON @ the press conference Sunday night. Though PLANQTON doesn't have to put the title on the line he will still have to fight this evening. PH&W board of correction have made a statement early Monday morning stating that PLANQTON, COBRA, and DUELIE will have to face the new FREEK SHOW 3000 with special guest JCW CHAMPION CORPORAL ROBINSON in a 6 man tag DENVER DEATH RULES MATCH. THE REDNECKS stated shortly after this announcement that they are willing to be in this match but they are bringing out there uncle DOC SHERLOCK, and there daddy BUBBAH to make sure the fight is fair. CORP has promised to bloody up each and every REDNECK that gets in THE FREEK SHOWs way this evening.

CORP stated this early Monday as well "YOUR DEATH WILL COME WICKED, SLOW, & PAINFUL BY THE HANDS OF CORP!"



Also appearing this evening.......
RUSTY SPOKES, HORROR SQUAD, ELLIE MAE, CHERRY, HASSIAN INSANE, GENERAL HUSSAIN, JERAMIA SCOTT, MELLOW YELLOW, SOLJA BOY, PH&W HEAD REFEREE ROB "THE RULE" BUSTER, CHEFEREE, AXW HEAD REFEREE CAMERON NIELSON, and many other sick fu*#ers!!



Presale tix just $5, day of event $10.

Check www.myspace.com/primoswrestling for show and ticket info!!!